- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Leave her alone...

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

A Jew walks into a Furness

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

knock knock!! kanye west

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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