- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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