If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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What is cold? Winter

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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womens rights to vote

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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