How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Minecraft.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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You

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shea kisses a girl

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fkda

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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