What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Womens Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

thumb_up thumb_down +52

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

thumb_up thumb_down +44

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops