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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

What's worse than eating cows. Death

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

How did th-A fridge.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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