- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Cancer.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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