- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Kelly Clarkson

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Women have the right to vote.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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