What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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