- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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