Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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whats a dick a dick

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Hashtag

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Your mother is a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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