What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Yes!

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Type 2 diabetics

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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