knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Knock Knock.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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