Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Nothing yet CC

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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