Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Chrissy is funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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KKK

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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