How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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I am a n1gger.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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