- Anti Joke

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Pickles

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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KKK

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.