Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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I am a n1gger.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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