Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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