I am a nigger.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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