miley cyrus

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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