Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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