- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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