What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Penis

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Women's Rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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