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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Kelly Clarkson

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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