- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Punch line.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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