When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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You're Adopted.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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