I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Pickles

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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