why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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