I am a nigger.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Canada AYY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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