- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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