Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

19th amendment

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Seth stock has a large penis

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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