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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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