Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Your mom.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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