how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Anti Joke

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