Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What's the difference between a duck?

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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