*insert joke here*

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Hi my name is Jim

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