- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

? I hate niiggers ?

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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