why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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