version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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I am a nigger.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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