A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Women.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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