What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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