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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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