Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Niki Minaj's ass

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Not Steve Jobs

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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