- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Life is an elephant, get married.

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