Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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thumbs up!

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Womens rights.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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I'm gay. No homo.

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knock knock come in

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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