Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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vbh

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Women Driving.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Yes.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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