- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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