Why did the chicken cross the road?

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Like if you like big tits.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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