this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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what time is it? 3:16

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Yo daddy!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Vagina ass.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Scientology.

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