- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Are you Drew?

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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