Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Woman's rights.

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Vagina ass.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Anti-joke.

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Meow.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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read this

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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