- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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american government

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

A Black Man walks into a bar...

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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