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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

I went river dancing once. I fell in

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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