- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

who is awesome? no one...

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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