- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Not Steve Jobs

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Male penises.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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