Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Wombat monkey juice.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Not Steve Jobs

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Niki Minaj's ass

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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