- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

Do you know what they say? Words

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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