- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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