- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

your a towel.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

knock, knock. come in.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

1 + 1 = 3

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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