- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

What is 2+2? 4!

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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