- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Knock knock. Come in.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Are you a human?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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