- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

I'm off to my tank guys!

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

What do you call a black priest? Father

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

whats purple and savage? Barney!

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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