What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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