Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

what time is it? 3:16

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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