A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What is cold? Winter

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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I killed someone today. :D

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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