- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

I had sex. Just kidding.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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