Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

YOLO MAH BROLO

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

hey guys what's up?

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

I pooped my pants

Who is a knob? ross d

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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