Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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