what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

(Put joke here)

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What looks like a dick? A penis

thumb_up thumb_down -12

? I hate niiggers ?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Write Your Own ___________________________________________ It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ____________________________________________ I have read and agree to the Terms of Service- VIEW TERMS OF SERVICE

thumb_up thumb_down -14

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

thumb_up thumb_down -14

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops