What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Soccer...

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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