- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Comedy.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

The cow went moo

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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