God bless America, and no where else.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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? I hate niiggers ?

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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