what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Chicken

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Come In!

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Anti Joke

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