What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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women outside of the kitchen

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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