- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What did the clock say? The time.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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