- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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