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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

my namew is jd

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Not Steve Jobs

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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