What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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read this

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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*insert joke here*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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