Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Take off your shoes.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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