What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Vagina ass.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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