- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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