the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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