What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Anti Joke

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