A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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